Big changes.
I changed the palate colour (I just learned that word, palate, not colour) to look like urine when you don't drink enough water and are on your way to getting kidney stones.
This is my new “please subscribe or thank you for subscribing.” I am not sure. It’s an improvement on the “please fill in the intro letter,” which was my previous model.
Why subscribe?
With government subsidies and funding from Google, The Hub (who I would recommend) notes that Canadian mainstream media will soon be 50% paid by the government. Substack is 100% independent.
I’m asking you to spend USD 2.50 (with the discount) per month. Or you can do a free trial, and hopefully, by the time you’re done, I’ve won you over.
That’s about half the price for one of those fou-fou drinks at Starbucks. I’m talking about the ones people order in front of you when you are in the store and are in a hurry and have to piss like a racehorse. They ask for 12 pumps of caramel, Peruvian chocolate sprinkles and some insulin.
But in the age of social media, where…
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