Canada Should Put Paper Straws On Our Flag.
Such foolish exhibitionism sums up our country right now.
Paper straws epitomise Canada today. If any object combines our perpetual obsession with preening our moral superiority (and our bizarre infatuation with our medical system, it reminds me of an aged aunt who was told her 67 Bug was a great car and for 20 years still believed it was the best car on the road, even though the bumpers were falling off) and…