Satire/personal/humour

Even alcohol doesn't improve the situation. Not false humility.

Dec 18 •

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Digital Stocking Stuffer

Okay, that doesn't even make sense.

Dec 14 •

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A Photo in the Morning.

An essay I had no intention of writing.

Dec 13 •

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I can't stop thinking about Hannibal Lector. And my CPAP.

MY CPAP MARKS MY FORMAL SEPARATION AGREEMENT WITH BEING REMOTELY COOL. IT'S OVER. DIVORCED. FINISHED. IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. EAGERLY AWAITING THE…

Dec 11 •

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Your life will never be the same. :)

Nov 28 •

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They want me to apologise. How about I give them the old, "I'm sorry if you took my statement badly, I regret it."

Subtext - you're batshit crazy to have taken it that way. Get help.

Nov 26 •

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In 1965, my adopted Dad was at a random university meeting. It was 30 below, so he gave a woman who had bused there a ride home. She turned…

It turns out she had given my brother and I up for adoption two months previous. The secret lasted for 20 years.

Nov 21 •

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Riffing on Dylan Thomas*

* (Welsh poet who wrote “Do not go gently into that good night” about his feelings surrounding his dying father) This was hard to write.

Nov 18 •

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News of the World - Putin Crazed Republicans Rush Stage To Wipe His Feet With Their Tears

Not totally true, but pretty close. -- He has a face like a hamster. See below for the button to the non-hit song, "Burn in Hell Hamster Face"

Nov 18 •

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News of the World

Some of the quotes may be fiction - but the stories are accurate. Look footnotes! Satire. Weekend free post.

Nov 16 •

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TIME DOES NOT HEAL ALL WOUNDS

It is a lie. But therapy is not brooding on the past; it is framing, preparing and creating clarity in emotional chaos and hurt. It is not magic. Love…

Nov 8 •

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NEWS OF THE WORLD - Trudeau creates National Victimisation Scorecard (NVS)

Not totally true, but pretty close.

Nov 6 •

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